what a nice otp you have
it would be a shame
if one of them died.
He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.
HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD
"Ian is bipolar, pretty severely. He is self-medicating with drugs and he probably went through some sort of traumatic event in basic training. Not to mention, the exacerbation of his illness from the stress from his relationship with Mickey’s character has left a pretty large wound on his psyche at the moment." - Cameron Monaghan
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
"Oh my god.”
"I’m sorry, I’ll stop—" Stiles tugs on the covers, trying to reign in the laughter. "Derek, come on! This is funny!"
"It is not!"
"It happens to everyone."
"It does not."
"That’s no excuse."
"It happens to the best of us. Hell, it happened to me last winter!"
"We were fooling around in a snow fall! This is our bedroom,” Derek glowers at his unresponsive dick, “This is poor showmanship!”
Stiles snorts, covers his mouth when Derek snaps his head up to glare at him.
"To be fair, boo, if you keep telling your dick off, it’s never going to work again."
"I wasn’t telling it off, I was just—"
"You got super mad at it. Your poor dick," Stiles looks down at it sympathetically, "Poor, yelled at dick. It’s okay, I still love you, even if you never work again."